An Open Letter to My Yard...

Dearest Yard,

I know we've had an on again and off again relationship since I moved into the house you surround. And you've been a good yard, sticking by me through the hard times. I'd like to think you can return the sentiment as I was here through the dry days. I also know the last few years have been particularly hard for between us. I've been so selfish in my ups and downs I have been neglectful. Having strangers mow you after the local authorities threatened you for being out of control last spring. I know it wasn't your fault and I can't apologize enough.

But there weren't always so bad times, were there? In the beginning when we would spend hours together while I mowed you and sang your favorites from my iPod. Remember when I had those tree specialist come out and give them all checkups? I had such a great time that first spring trying to spruce you up with some pansies and landscaping. What about that time we watched the ex-husband get arrested down the street? Those were great times!!

But we both need to remember that we live in a desert. In know when you were young and adventurous you settled here hoping to change the world through lush well manicured beauty. But you're old enough to know that you might have been too ambitious. Apple and Oak Trees, a full exotic lawn and what I think use to be a few lines of corn. Some of those things just need more than Colorado can give, friend. Let's keep the same direction, but just change the path. Let's stay ambitious and adventurous, but let's try to work with the desert and not against it.

I propose we start fresh! Let's loose the thirsty trees and remove all of that greedy grass! Let's put in sage and lavender and shrubs. Stop fighting it my friend! Let's beautify the place with things that will thrive!

I have a dream too... and it's to make you the most spectacular quarter of an acre this side of Lakewood has ever seen!! Are you with me?

PS - I'm starting today with or without your response. I've been to the Home Depot and bought a hack saw. Believe me, you'll never miss those little trees growing all over the place. I'm actually saving them from dying of thirst since it never rains here and I'm too cheap to water.