I Freaking Heart Cake!

So when bragging to my mother that I had written my very first blog yesterday, she had a follow up question, “What will you write about tomorrow?” The answer sprung from my brain before I could think about it! “Cake molds.” I said it like it was the only obvious choice in the whole second post conundrum and that my mother, the woman who knows me best in all the world, should be ashamed that she didn’t know that already.

Yes, dear non-existent readers, I am one of the faceless masses of hipster wannabes who loves cupcakes. But unlike too many of the rest of the masses, I have the thighs to prove it. Not only that, but I really just love cake, the cup sized versions are only better due to the ability to eat without utensils.

Proof that I really like cake.

So I have gathered a handful of products from my very most favorite companies around on the web. Fred&Friends! I know for a fact that I am not the only web geek out there telling the world how amusing these are, so I would be surprised if these were all new to you. But, it is quite possible that I might be the one to tell you they all come from one company! AHA!! Victory is mine in that I am geeky enough to know the name brand of all the things that amuse me!!

The Cakewhich!

Seriously, who would not love this cakewhich for their birthday? PB&J is quiet possibly my favorite emergency meal of all time; sometimes it’s my dessert, I like this sandwich so much.  Now it’s a full-on cake as well? Splendid! Clever! Genius even!! I now need to add “Meet the Man Who Invented the Cakewhich” to my life long goals.

The Peace of Cake!

If you ask my boyfriend, he would tell you I am a hippy. But that’s okay with him since he thinks hippys are cheap. That should have been his biggest clue, right there. I have extraordinarily expensive taste. I would get this cake mold to convince him that I am a hippy, however. It would have nothing at all to do with how delicious this cake looks with all those lovely berries. Really, buying this mold and making the cake might be the thing that takes my relationship to the next level:

“He proposed because he realized she’s cheap… How? Oh, the peace sign cake she made for their anniversary, obviously.”

The cupcakes are by far the best! I naturally shy away from non-disposable cupcake wrappers, because peeling that thin paper off of my treat makes me feel like I am working for it. But how can these get any more awesome?

Tea Cupakes!

I would buy these for a baby shower. Can you imagine me and all my foul-mouthed friends sitting around with our pinkies up like that? No, you’re right. I don’t have many friends. Okay, so it would just be me, surrounded by baby items and tea cupcakes? That still sounds like a good time to me…

Yumbots!

And for the geekier side of me, the Yumbots! These I could bring into work  and share with my mostly male geek friends in the office. There is nothing, and I mean nothing, better than a room full of computer geeks with a sugar rush and little toys that looks like robots. The possibility for hilarity is endless!!